girlfriend

girlfriend
1. (girlfriend) (7616↑, 867↓)
mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side.

Man, i'm glad i have a girlfriend

2. (girlfriend) (5922↑, 621↓)
(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience. (n.) The most painful thing a man could ever experience.

I love my girlfriend. Even when she rips out my heart.

Author: chickenfriedkitten http://girlfriend.urbanup.com/1523541
3. (girlfriend) (2714↑, 610↓)
(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, and unlimited talking;

"Uh oh, my girlfriend's calling me." "Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?" "My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?\!?"

4. (girlfriend) (2094↑, 670↓)
the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the fucking excellent - notjust significant other, but essential.

[word] the girl who wanted to be god[/word]

5. (girlfriend) (1704↑, 661↓)
What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences.

"I need a girlfriend, hey sweetychik1990 will u be my gf"

6. (girlfriend) (1269↑, 618↓)
The keeper of one's manhood([balls]) for a period of time until one either commits to [marriage] and chops them off or ends the relationship

"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"

7. (girlfriend) (1079↑, 430↓)
A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.

"she's my girlfriend" "i have a girlfriend" "i love my girlfriend" "she's his/her girlfriend

8. (girlfriend) (657↑, 184↓)
A female whom is not only your best friend but someone who cares for you and is a constant comfort in someones life. Girlsfriends also make you feel like your the most special person in the universe.The most wonderful and gracious person who for some lucky people may end up with forever.

Ceri, my girlfriend, is the perfect example of the above\!\!\!\!

9. (girlfriend) (498↑, 83↓)
The one person who makes you feel as though you actually have a reason to live. The one you could never stand to be without anymore, and you wonder how you got by before her. The one that is there to make you feel special. The one you tell is beautiful no matter how often she denies it because you know it's true. A girlfriend is someone you truely love, and they should be treated like queens. Should one ever be treated like dirt, that male deserves to be shot on the spot. Women deserve kindness, adoration and respect. If you truely love her, those should come naturally.

I love my girlfriend Maria because she means more to me than anything ever has, does or will.

10. (girlfriend) (502↑, 91↓)
The female in a male-female romantic relationship. She provides love and emotional support for her boyfriend and is loved the same way in return. The girlfriend is also a friend, and thus is loved and respected on that level of relationship. A girlfriend is not to be confused with a girl whom you date and find aggravating. If you view a girl as something just used for sex, or as the personification of a ball and chain, then the girl in question is not your girlfriend. To conclude, a girlfriend is a girl with whom you love and with whom you enjoy spending time, and who feels the same way about you in return.

The boy spent the day with his girlfriend, having a very good time. As they are in love with each other, they were very disappointed when they had to part ways at the end of the day.

11. (girlfriend) (377↑, 164↓)
Something you should protect and cherish with your life and if you're a good boy you'll get lucky at night. XD

Mine is the best, look at her and I'll kill you. \>.\>

Author: sex toy\girlfriend http://girlfriend.urbanup.com/221062
12. (girlfriend) (372↑, 200↓)
(1) She makes you cum, (2) She makes you complete; and (3) She makes you completely miserable.

My girlfriend drives me nuts

13. (Girlfriend) (196↑, 36↓)
A girlfriend is something that everyone wish to have. Its something that keeps you going when everything looks skata, when the sky is cloudy. Its also something that you wanna hug and kiss all the time and make love too. Its what makes you worry about , what makes you cry and smile and hope and dream. You wanna die everytime you make it sad or cry and wanna kill yourself for not beign there when she needs you. Its something that makes you wanna be a better man just so you can make her happy Its something great and priceless and delicious and warm. ITS THE THING YOU THANK GOD FOR BRINGING HER TO YOUR LIFE AND MAKE EVERYDAY BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE.

I love my girlfriend for making me better

14. (girlfriend) (383↑, 238↓)
What gay men refer to each other.

What's up, girlfriend\! - JR

15. (girlfriend) (201↑, 78↓)
Something I wish I had. Otherwise, I'll be surfing the internet forever playing kinda boring online games and masturbating to porno.

Person 1: Hey, I just got a girlfriend\! Person 2: Where did you find her? The Red Light District? Person 1: What? Are you jealous? Person 2: Fuck you\! I can get one, I just don't want to...

16. (girlfriend) (123↑, 22↓)
Not you mother, sister, female cousin or female friend. A female that once you’ve officially established is your exclusive partner (i.e., intimate, peer, best friend), you want to kiss without her asking you. More importantly, when she asks for a kiss you give it up without question. And, even more notably, you are able to kiss without the expectation that you will get laid. In conclusion, a girlfriend is a female that (particularly in the initial stages of the relationship) you want to make feel special and wanted (not rejected/unwanted) by showing her affection through the simple act of a passionate kiss.

Female: Baby, give me a kiss before you go. Male: Leans over and kisses the girlfriend passionately then leaves (all without going for grabs or wanting to get lucky).

17. (girlfriend) (151↑, 60↓)
What you dont have if you're reading this.

Are you still reading this ?\! Go find a girlfriend.

18. (girlfriend) (163↑, 84↓)
Usually, some poor excuse for a sex based relationship, though this is disguised in supposed 'love'. No, I'm not bitter, I can just observe that 95%+ of 'relationships' are total horseshit.

If you don't use your brain and understand your partner, don't expect any more (or to be any more) than your average 'girlfriend'.

19. (girlfriend) (288↑, 215↓)
To males inexperienced in the realm of intimate relationships with the female population, 'girlfriend' seems like a great idea. To have someone in which they can exert their sexual desires is, in theory, the greatest gift anyone can give/receive. See [gift from god]. When experienced, males tend to exert feelings of hatred towards 'girlfriend' and exclaim indicated hatred to others. Remarkably, he will never mention a word of this to 'girlfriend.' This phenomenon must be directly linked to the mind control powers only bestowed by the [vagina]. These mind control powers are the bane of males, and are only known of when one is already choking on the tainted waters called 'relationship.' And it seems, even when informed, the male will deny any such power over him until the previous stated situation occurs. One can only say "I told you so."

When I was young and naive, I wanted a 'girlfriend' so I could fuck her as often as my penis would remain erect. But as I matured and observed the animalistic behavior of the female, I realized that I was taking my soul for granted, and chose to stay away.

Author: Thought's Catalyst http://girlfriend.urbanup.com/1424765
20. (girlfriend) (86↑, 17↓)
a female who you love, admire, respect, and desire to be with; a girl who makes you laugh, smile and realize what true happiness is; your perfect match; a girl who goes from best friend, to teammate, to partner in crime all in one day; a woman who brings out the best in you; your favorite lady.

I had the best weekend because i spent it with my girlfriend.

21. (girlfriend) (134↑, 72↓)
A female friend of a male, sometimes for the sake of security but sometimes for the hopes of someday getting married

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would be really mad if she heard me say that.

22. (girlfriend) (93↑, 39↓)
there a race so powerful they could kill you without dying or make you feel bliss. they come in different forms 1.money grabber takes cash out of your heart and doesnt care as much for feelings. 2.why am i with her the ugly, bad tempered, careless, all time drawback. 3.just looks stuning as miss world but inside as ugly as the beast himself. 4.miss perfect caring, kind, prety, loving, doesnt ask for much.

my girlfriend is everything i have ever wanted in a form.

23. (Girlfriend) (65↑, 16↓)
The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.

Guy:She's my girlfriend and if you touch her I'll kick your ass\!\!\!\! Jackass: Fine I'll leave the whore alone. The guy then jumps on the Jackass and beats the fuck out of him.

24. (Girlfriend) (65↑, 24↓)
A beautiful creature that some dudes dream of having but never will.

Mike: Yo, where's your girlfriend? Tito: STFU nigguh you know I ain't got one. Mike: LMAO...fucking loser. Tito: Word.

25. (girlfriend) (77↑, 42↓)
The greatest thing in the world. But as a fellow man i am warning you it isn't worth the pain of when you loose them.

I am in love with my girlfriend.

26. (girlfriend) (140↑, 108↓)
Like having another car payment every month.

My girlfriend makes me buy her things.

Author: best definitions ever http://girlfriend.urbanup.com/1889338
27. (girlfriend) (62↑, 32↓)
the one the boy worked so hard to get without looking like a drooling pig staring at her beautiful body but decided to act like she didnt like him at first just to see how much he really thought he loved her GIRLS: don't be so cruel\!\! i really dont understand how someone could get pleasure out of someones pain

a good girlfriend should try her BEST not to be a bitch. Boy: Sorry can you say that again? Girl: oh my fucking jesus\!\! why the fuck do i always have to repeat everything to you?? holy fuck. god- jesus. you're such a dumbass.

Author: girl tuesday\<369 http://girlfriend.urbanup.com/2426592
28. (girlfriend) (41↑, 14↓)
A semi-supernatural being that is capable of massive [blood loss] and nearly always knows what your next move is going to be. Some of the best girlfriends have been recognized as [demi-gods]. This is someone you want as an ally.

Lucas's girlfriend once showed me how to set Sandra's hair on fire.

29. (Girlfriend) (137↑, 112↓)
something men feel that they need in their life, of course this is a mistake, men need food, water, shelter, not "girlfriend". when you do something wrong "girlfriend" will be sure to remind you. "girlfriend" also makes sure to point out all the things "girlfriend" doesnt like (friends, sports, etc), things you dont do that "girlfriend" is used to and emphasizing all that "girlfriend" does for you, amazingly all this is done while giving men the feeling that "girlfriend" puts up with alot more then "girlfriends" friend's do. "Girlfriend" also assumes men have endless supply of money.

Girlfriend: I wana go *insert name of stupid place here* \!\! Remember I went to that dumb movie with you last week. Guy: Ok fine let's go. (thats funny I remember picking her up and paying for the tickets to the movie last week, I could have just gone with the guys and saved money) Girlfriend: I cant believe you did that, Diana's boyfriend never did anything like that to her \!\! Guy: What did I do wrong?? Girlfriend: If you dont know I am not gonna tell you. Guy: Please tell me whats wrong (how will I know if she doesnt tell me?) Girlfriend: Nothing. Guy: Just tell me. Girlfriend: Nothing is wrong. *Cycle repeats about a hundred times over*

30. (girlfriend) (36↑, 18↓)
something ill never ask because im to much of a pussy to ask girls out even when i know they like me. o well lol

-hey, why dont you ask anita out? -because she doesnt like me -yes she does im telling you\! -nah i dont think so -youre so stupid -i dont really wanta girlfriend anyway... actual conversation

31. (girlfriend) (64↑, 46↓)
a girl who is dating every guy but YOU\!

Tom has a girfriend, Mike has a girlfriend, but i don't.

32. (girlfriend) (30↑, 14↓)
The best and worst thing that can happen to a male. She makes him feel amazing and then crushes his heart into tiny pieces.

If you didn't understand my definition of "girlfriend" an example won't help you -_-

33. (Girlfriend) (30↑, 16↓)
1. One of the greatest things a man can experience\! 2. The most painful thing a man can ever encounter in their entire life. 3. Linked to one of the scariest things a man can find. 4. The most expensive thing a man can get.

1. Guy 1: Dude\! You have no idea how good you have it\! Guy 2: I know, my girlfriend is the best\! I can't ask for more\! 2. Guy 1: Dude, are you OK? Guy 2: No, my girlfriend just dumped me. She was cheating on me for a year\! 3. Guy 1:Why are you so tense? Guy 2: My girlfriend's dad\! He scares the shit out of me\! 4. Guy 1: Hey, can you give me a few bucks to take out my girlfriend? Guy 2: Sorry man, my girlfriend raided my wallet.

34. (girlfriend) (21↑, 10↓)
A member of society that is constantly hated by her boyfriend's mother for no apparent reason. The mother hates the girlfriend just for existing.

Mother: "Why are you dating your girlfriend? She's the devil and I cannot stand her. I want you to break up with her\!" Son: "Mom, I've been with her for 4 years. Why can't you learn to like her?"

35. (girlfriend) (19↑, 9↓)
A girl who has gotten a guy so whipped he doesn't go to the bathroom without permission and is completely in charge. She is worshipped by her boyfriend and he never questions her. If she says she's mad and he asks why, she won't tell him because he doesn't know.

Chad stood up before giving Amanda, his girlfriend, a wary look. She raised her eyebrows and he sat back down. He asked to go to the bathroom before standing again.

36. (girlfriend) (23↑, 13↓)
1. A person of the female sex that can be everything a guy could ever want. 2. Occasionally intolerable human being that often requires the presence of a man to remain happy.

"Baby, would you please stop pouting? I do love you, you're my girlfriend."

37. (Girlfriend) (106↑, 96↓)
The Reason most men are constantly broke, or nearing bankruptcy. Also used for Drama or sex.

Man: Hey lets go out to eat\! Man2: Sorry Man I can't. Man: Why not? Man2: Because I'm broke Man: How can you be broke? You make 80k a year\! Man2: I have girlfriend.....

38. (girlfriend) (22↑, 16↓)
something you don't know how to keep because you are a jerking off stupid asshole

where's my girlfriend she left you for a real man dummy

Author: \!**grow.up.stupid**\! http://girlfriend.urbanup.com/4444720
39. (girlfriend) (327↑, 325↓)
Someone who you endlessly waste your time and money on, so she can repay you by screwing you over for someone else, and still have the nerve to ask you to be her friend. Cuz she thinks shes all that

Any girl I've ever met.

40. (girlfriend) (13↑, 13↓)
1: Someone you go out with or hang around cause you want to kiss and have sex with. 2: a girl that is your friend.

Ex1: I just made love to my girlfriend. Ex2: I tell my girlfriend my problems.

41. (Girlfriend) (21↑, 21↓)
Something society deems important despite its insignificance and pointlessness. Something nonessential.

Friend \#1: Dude, you seriously need to get laid, why not get yourself a girlfriend? Friend \#2: Because they're utterly pointless, you can't give me a good reason to have one. Friend \#1: Dude, you really need to get laid.

Author: Charles The Doodle Noodle http://girlfriend.urbanup.com/4208188
42. (Girlfriend) (22↑, 22↓)
A [female] who constantly nags you to the point where you can never do anything right and a [woman] who says she wouldn't change you forthe world but then tells you that everything you do is wrong\!

Girlfriend; "I love the way you're so sociable, "I feel like i can introduce you to anyone and not have to worry... my friends will love you.... Oh my god... are you flirting with my friends? Who was that hot girl you were talking to? Are you gay?\! I saw you flirting with that camp man"\!

43. (Girlfriend) (4↑, 7↓)
That girl that sits on Tumblr while you play Call of Duty. She doesn't talk much and doesn't listen to anything you say, but reblogs every post, every 2 seconds.

Man, I want to come over and play, but I understand your girls there" "Naw man, your good she's just being a girlfriend.

44. (Girlfriend) (10↑, 14↓)
Something most guys are lucky to have.

Girl: Aw, do you have a girlfriend? Guy2: Yes man, isn't she a hot piece of ass? Girl: How did you get a girlfriend? You must be lucky.

45. (Girlfriend) (8↑, 14↓)
Locking a young, attractive girl in your bedroom. Using her for sexual activities...

Lee locks Steph in his bedroom on Wednesday nights and pumps her all night, she';s such a great girlfriend.

46. (girlfriend) (10↑, 16↓)
Piece of ass that will not leave.

"That bitch has been here for three days\! WTF is she your girlfriend or something?"

Author: gentleJuggernaut http://girlfriend.urbanup.com/4456773
47. (girlfriend) (31↑, 38↓)
What I need but can't get cuz girls seem to hate me.

I can't get a girlfriend\!

48. (girlfriend) (39↑, 49↓)
Somone whos there to be with oyu no matter what. Occasionaly thye'll fuck up and dump you and say shit like. "Oh its cool i always be in love with you. Your vital to my existence." Then you just feel like shit because your like the gay best friend. -_-

*the old girlfriend to ex thats "vital to existence"* Will you hold my purse while i go dance with my new boyfriend? *hands purse and kisses cheek* Thanks love you\!

49. (Girlfriend) (9↑, 21↓)
Similar to calling 'shotgun' in a vehicle, but rather than just the front seat, the one who calls 'girlfriend' sits in the middle of the front seat.

Driver: ok, let's get going\! Person one: I call Shotgun\!\! Person two: Then I call girlfriend\! (Thus securing a seat in the front)

50. (Girlfriend) (7↑, 21↓)
Something you fuck?

I dont have a girlfriend

51. (girlfriend) (15↑, 29↓)
a evil girl that's taking hold your balls and wont doubt to tighten if, in her way of thinking sees that you make a mistake.

Friend: Hey, we are going to **** disco tonight,you are coming, dont you? Boyfriend: I dont know, man. My girlfriend really hates when I go out, she thinks I just will want to get laid

52. (girlfriend) (40↑, 54↓)
something that i will never get becuase of fake [word]boyfriend[/word]s.

I tried to get that girl, but she poited a random boy out and called it her boyfriend.

53. (Girlfriend) (10↑, 25↓)
Prefferably a girl/woman that will take care of you, rub your neck when you get off of work, clean the house, and make supper 5 out of 7 days a week. Can also nag, bitch, and complain. Side effects of having a girlfriend: Subjected to violent mood swings, [blue balled] for one week every month, and made to feel inferior, because of our male peni (Peni being the Latin plural for penises). See also: [ball and chain]

Guy 1: Hey man, I just got a girlfriend\!\! Guy 2: Oh shit, I'm sorry\!

54. (girlfriend) (28↑, 43↓)
a firearm; a handgun; a type of weaponry

all i need in this life of sin, is me & my girlfriend, down to ride to the bloody end, just me & my girlfriend.

55. (girlfriend) (53↑, 69↓)
A weapon, usually a gun. Refer to your "girlfriend" before a fight and watch your enemy falter. By calling your weapon your girlfriend, you are indicating that you are so fucking crazy you think you have an intimate, loving, even sexual relationship with your weapon and cherish it and will kill anyone who messes with it. Thus, it implies a love for fighting and getting buckwild on cowards.

Never leave me baby, I'm paranoid Sleepin with you loaded by my bedside, crazy Jealous when you hang with the fellas, I wait patiently alone Anticipating for the moment you come home I'm waitin by the phone this is true love, I can feel it Had a lot of women in my bed, but you the realest So if you ever need me call, I'll be there through it all You're the reason I can stand tall, me and my girlfriend Q: Why the hell did Pac wait by the phone for his gun to call him? A: SEE WHAT I MEAN IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WILD ASS KILLA

Author: hold me down baby witness the power http://girlfriend.urbanup.com/1471825
56. (girlfriend) (62↑, 79↓)
A damn good replacement for a game system.

"This feels real good, my hand never felt this good.

57. (girlfriend) (3↑, 21↓)
A female who does selfless and thoughtful acts and, from time to time, shall unexpectedly fall on a man's doorstep with delicious stolen spring rolls, a passionate kiss and soft murmurs on the man in question's strength, virility and overall godliness. Catfights and tardiness are NEVER excuses for not fulfilling said roles.

"I don't need lunch, thanks...I have a girlfriend."

58. (girlfriend) (23↑, 44↓)
Aside from the well known commonly accpeted definition the term girlfriend is also used when refering to a type of weapon(knife, gun, bat, empty beer bottle...)

last night chris tried to fight me until he found out my girlfriend was with me

59. (girlfriend) (19↑, 41↓)
Pain in the ass

My girlfriend's a pain in the ass

60. (Girlfriend) (8↑, 31↓)
A woman/girl you date and have a romantic relationship with. When you're young, it's all for the sex. We men like companionship, but that can come from our pals, the romance bollocks has to wait until we're old and dying.

Example 1 Greg: Better watch it tonight. My girlfriend doesn't like seeing me out late with the lads. Example 2 Scott: Have you ever had a girlfriend, Joe? Joe: Nah, I've never had a girlfriend, just fuck buddies. Scott: Lucky bastard\! Example 3 I wanted a girlfriend for six years, thinking I was a sad loser for every year I hadn't had one, and thinking it was the only way to get laid, but when I heard people complaining about their relationships time and time again, I remembered I lost my virginity with a fuck buddy when still in school and (realising how blessed I am) got another (really gorgeous) fuck buddy.

61. (Girlfriend) (18↑, 41↓)
A pet name for your [vagina]

"I'm going to get some tonight I better go shave my girlfriend\!"

62. (girlfriend) (12↑, 35↓)
some member of the female persuasion who currently has the benefit or misfortune depending on your perspective to be sleeping with me.

"yes thats the girlfriend I'm shagging tonight"

63. (Girlfriend) (22↑, 45↓)
Something you act fake around to get ass. You tell her you don't just want her pussy, but you do.

I just spent 500 dollars on my Girlfriend for our one fucking month anniversary. She spent 5 dollars on me for some candy... She told me she wanted more, than i told her she would if she fucked me. We fucked and than i broke up with her and took back all the jewelry and the recipts and got 300 dollars back. id rather fuck a whore for 20.

64. (girlfriend) (28↑, 51↓)
Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of [gash], among other things.

"I need a fucking girlfriend."

Author: Danny Delinquent http://girlfriend.urbanup.com/409030
65. (girlfriend) (17↑, 40↓)
A female with whom you exclusively have sexual relations. Unless it's an open relationship, in which case, see [fuck buddy], [cock holster], or [Janelle].

I've got a girlfriend who's better than that, and nothing is better than this. Or is it?

66. (girlfriend) (62↑, 86↓)
Someone who will leech off of you, until they have consumed all your resources and friends, before they move on to someone else etc. AKA, a computer virus.

My girlfriend spent all my money and made me lose my mates, and now she's fucking that guy from burger king.

67. (Girlfriend) (47↑, 71↓)
Loving, caring individual who stands by your side no matter what. Will, in some odd instances, become infatuated with dog demons from a certain anime that will not be mentioned. Damn dog demons.

OMFG why dont Melissa and Donnie just get a freaking room?\!

68. (girlfriend) (178↑, 202↓)
The spare skin around the vagina.

No, I can't go out and have fun, I have to take my girlfriend to dinner.

69. (Girlfriend) (27↑, 52↓)
The life support system of the vagina

my girlfriend is something to put my penis in

70. (girlfriend) (56↑, 82↓)
A socialy accepted prostitute. A man cannot get one unless he has money or an incredibly large penis.

Guy1:Damn\! I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend who is black. Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch. Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything\! Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.

71. (girlfriend) (48↑, 74↓)
biggest pain in the ass.

mayne maah girlfriend has made me a wimp

72. (girlfriend) (45↑, 71↓)
The future wife of another man who will inevitably try and dominate you and your wallet.

"I just wanna fuck\! Who needs a girlfriend?"

Author: disgrunteled boyfriend http://girlfriend.urbanup.com/903807
73. (girlfriend) (124↑, 151↓)
An item one should rent and not buy.

Robert: Word, nigga. What you go and get a girlfriend foh? I likes ma money and gets me a blowjob for like $25. You went though all your green in one night\! Townsend: Meh.

74. (Girlfriend) (7↑, 35↓)
A magical creature whose sole purpose on this Earth is to please us dudes. They everyday job is to look beautiful, talk about feelings, and shop. WARNING: They are extremely easy to attain. NOT.

Dude: Duuude I gotta get a girlfriend already man I'm such a loser. Friend: Word...lemme hook you up with this fat chick from my school. Dude: Okay.

75. (girlfriend) (59↑, 87↓)
A constant reminder that we are half the men we used to be.

- yo girlfriend "Put down the toliet seat and clean the piss off of it. Take out the trash the house is stinking up. Replace the toliet paper roll. Pick up your smelly socks. I don't like it doggie style (BANG BANG BANG) it's too impersonal." For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?

76. (girlfriend) (12↑, 44↓)
n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.)

my [girlfriend] is [fly] as [hell] and i (whatever my politically correct [gender] may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.

Author: anonymous (but the email is real) http://girlfriend.urbanup.com/459556
77. (girlfriend) (20↑, 53↓)
a complete moneysucking bitch who takes ownership upon your balls.

friend-hey man wanna go to the concert? guy-yeah\! girlfriend-no you said you were taking me to the movies PWNAGE\!

78. (girlfriend) (46↑, 79↓)
A sex toy made out of flesh. Requires heavy maintenance beyond the capabilities of most nerds and/or geeks. Soon to become obsolete with the invention of low-cost virtual reality.

Engineer: You will have to dump you girlfriend soon\!

79. (girlfriend) (30↑, 65↓)
A girl that a guy isn't supposed to have more than one of, but does anyway.

"OMG...are you watching porno?\!?\!?\!?\!??\!"

80. (girlfriend) (38↑, 75↓)
some woman who tries to take over your life and controll you, train you and make you her pet, dont ever underestimate the power a woman lazy, uncooperative, insensitive, poor excuse of a man see [blood sucker] see also [controll freak] also see also [manipulator]

hunny will you do the dishes and clean the cat box i need to go tanning and paint my nails

81. (girlfriend) (13↑, 55↓)
Just another cum dumpster, pig, lying , stank ho who cheats with some scumfuk a-hole with hepatitis & no money, but he has a bunch of tattoos then she steals MY money all the while lying to me on the telephone. Girlfriends are now classified as evil. Re-term the phrase girlfriend with cum dumpster.

Hey Joe wheres your girlfriend tonight? Well you know...I blew a load in her mouth then she went back to Jimmy the rock and roll artist...you know the one with the two inch penis that treats her like shit and makes HER pay for everything.

82. (girlfriend) (34↑, 76↓)
a girl who takes all ur money all ur effort allur mind and in the end leaves you with nothing but the cothes on ur bak

i had a girlfriend yesterday tommoro i am going to kill myslef

83. (girlfriend) (45↑, 88↓)
something loud and obnoxious

goddamit my girlfriend's bitching again

84. (Girlfriend) (40↑, 87↓)
Synonyms of bitchy female and sex partner. Female who took away at least half of your income.

This is my bitch, Mary.

85. (Girlfriend) (24↑, 80↓)
Synonym for 1)COATRACK, 2)EASY STORE, and 3)PHOTO BOOTH at a show.

1)Guy: Ah damn, I can't go into the pit with my jacket, it'll getr fucked up, HONEY\!\! 2)Guy: Shit, my cell phone will be ruined in the pit, Better go stash this in my girl's purse. 3)Guy: Hey, baby, take some sweet pictures of me when I [slamdance], ok? Girlfriend: Alright\! *is holding phone in purse, wearing his jacket, and has camera in hand* al the time thinking, "he's so great."

Author: andrew apocolypse http://girlfriend.urbanup.com/919817
86. (Girlfriend) (31↑, 103↓)
A hot girl(man, hand, and animals doesn't count) who wants you badly and responsible for 50% of your free sex(for the other 50%, refer to [threesome] and [cheating])

"You want to be my girlfriend, you have to work for it. I'm not easy, you know :smirk:"

87. (girlfriend) (29↑, 114↓)
The person who in a boy's life is there solely for the satisfaction of said boy who must be disciplined (spanked, caned, etc.) on a regular basisif she is bad or fucked as hard as the boy wants whether she likes it or not......

Boy: This is my girlfriend. She is my slave, and I get what I want. Right, Laura? Girl: Yes, master...

Related: boyfriend, sex, love, relationship, girl, wife, bitch, friend, dating, lover, slut, woman, whore, ex, partner, boo, sexy, gf, date, hot, relationships, fuck, significant other, pussy, husband, baby, female, beautiful, friends, whipped, cheating, vagina, gay, fuck buddy, chick, marriage, ho, spouse, wifey, best friend
Last updated: 2012.02.29

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